smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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