cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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