Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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