After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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