You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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