Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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