I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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