Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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