i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Randomize
