Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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