no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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