She's JV to your varsity
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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