"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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