Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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