eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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