Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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