I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Randomize
