this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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