Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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