Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
