I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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