well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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