they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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