Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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