We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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