what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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