it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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