I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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