you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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