I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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