she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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