I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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