Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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