is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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