mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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