Taylor Swift is so right about you.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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