I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
you had me at cake vodka
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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