So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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