Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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