I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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