I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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