I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
They have beer where we have blood.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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