how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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