8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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