Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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