I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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