feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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