Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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