we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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