Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Even my vagina gasped.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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