If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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