He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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